Where's Osama Been? (A Collection of Timely Riddles)

Alan Roberts

Q: Why are there no trees in Afghanistan?
A: Osama been loggin'.

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Q: What happened to all the amphibians in the Middle East?
A: Osama been froggin'.

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Q: Why does the leader of al Qaeda have so many children?
A: Osama been snoggin'.

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Q: Who ate all the air-dropped food?
A: Osama been hoggin'.

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Q: Where are all those trendy tiddly-wink toys from the early '90s?
A: Osama been poggin'.

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Q: Why is the al Qaeda leader so thin?
A: Osama been joggin'.

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Q: Why did the Taliban run out of English beer?
A: Osama been groggin'.

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Q: Why did the wives of the al Qaeda leader get upset over his infidelity?
A: Osama been doggin'.

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Q: How do we know the leader of al Qaeda put his money in a Swiss bank?
A: Osama been toboggan.

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Q: What's he doing with that apple in his mouth?
A: Osama been bobbin'. Not really — he just likes apples.