The White Shoe Irregular:
It was fun while it lasted.

Four Scenic Items from the Bay Area

William Morris

I. An ad posted in car 375 of a BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) train traveling on the Bay Point line:

Assaulting an Agent could make you "very" late.

Assaulting a BART Station Agent is punishable by fine or even jail. BART has adopted a "zero" tolerance policy for assault or battery towards any BART employee. Imprisonment and/or up to $10,000 in fines.

II. Painted on the side of a building in Oakland:

[picture: seven ears of half-shucked corn]
enjoy natural tortilla chips & salsa!

III. Text from a billboard in the East Bay:

On-Time Traffic Info
Bay-Area Transportation
[scrawled across the bottom: "be brave bold robot"]

IV. A sign on a KFC: