Lofty and Low Volume X

The White Shoe Staff

Lofty
1. Bonus
2. In-flight movie
3. Alice Springs Chicken
4. Battle Chicken
5. Blankets
6. Congo Bongo
7. Sucrose
8. Being courted
9. ChapStick
10. Robert's Rules of Order

Low
1. Campaign commercials
2. Overanalysis of campaign commercials
3. Joyce
4. Doping
5. Vacuum
6. Chest pain
7. Litigation
8. Standardized tests
9. Colorblindness
10. Servitude