When One Orange Grower Meets Another: Understood Wisdom

Matt Summers

Topic: Where Oranges Grow

1. not inside
2. not underwater
3. hardly ever in helicopters
4. in the world, as in your mind
5. in your tummy: do not swallow orange seeds, ha ha
6. Florida & California, mainly
7. (sometimes Arizona and other places)

Topic: Methods of In-Store Orange Presentation

1. red-plastic mesh bags are preferred
2. not a "pyramid" of oranges
3. small crates = nice

Topic: Necessities of Blissful Juice

1. oranges
2. 10.5:1 sweetness-to-acidity ratio
3. pulp
4. love