Lofty and Low Volume VI

The White Shoe Staff

Lofty
1. Cage match
2. British accents
3. Vaccines
4. Fecundity
5. Battle Cat
6. The return of Chocolate Raspberry Truffle
7. Marco Polo
8. Heartfelt correspondence
9. Banana bread
10. Air conditioning

Low
1. Being too cheap to use it
2. Varicose veins
3. Laundromats
4. Pundits
5. Speed bumps
6. Phlegm
7. "Reality" TV
8. The tax code
9. Community swimming pools
10. Skeletor