Lofty and Low Volume I

The White Shoe Staff

Lofty
1. Duck-pin bowling
2. John Cheever
3. Stain stick
4. Children
5. Cheesesteak
6. Panthor
7. Integrity
8. Trumpet-playing beggars
9. Priority mail
10. Book clubs

Low
1. Oprah's Book Club
2. New York subways
3. Boredom
4. Donkey Basketball
5. Boy Scout uniforms
6. Slow modems
7. 24-hour news
8. Green bananas
9. Elijah Wood after age 10
10. Commuting